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Dear pesky Deviants;
I hope you asshats have a lovely new year with all kinds of positive surprises 'n' shit in store.
I'm gonna try to have a good year myself and it's been pretty cool so far.
You should go over to the
BLOG and discuss how 2011 was for you and what you plan on doing this year.
Love, Duke
PS: Christmas was pretty nice, I got everything on my list I sent to Santa. I got a force field ring, a bowling ball, a limousine, a gold Rolex wristwatch, a new robe, a warehouse of gasoline, five golden rings, a commodore 64, a pogostick, bombs, coal, rupees, a lava lamp, Coca-Cola, CDs, Mounted Guns, Walkie talkies, a toolset, an inspector gadget doll, mecha armor, a library, a cow, a beer in a tree and a few other things that I've forgot about. What I really would have like to have recieved is some deviant points from you assholes. But whatever. I'll talk to you buttheads later, friends.
I hope you asshats have a lovely new year with all kinds of positive surprises 'n' shit in store.
I'm gonna try to have a good year myself and it's been pretty cool so far.
You should go over to the
BLOG and discuss how 2011 was for you and what you plan on doing this year.Love, Duke
PS: Christmas was pretty nice, I got everything on my list I sent to Santa. I got a force field ring, a bowling ball, a limousine, a gold Rolex wristwatch, a new robe, a warehouse of gasoline, five golden rings, a commodore 64, a pogostick, bombs, coal, rupees, a lava lamp, Coca-Cola, CDs, Mounted Guns, Walkie talkies, a toolset, an inspector gadget doll, mecha armor, a library, a cow, a beer in a tree and a few other things that I've forgot about. What I really would have like to have recieved is some deviant points from you assholes. But whatever. I'll talk to you buttheads later, friends.
HAPPY FRIDAY DA 13th MMXV
Dear buttasses;
Dhis was da best Friday da thireenth eber! It's mah faborite holiday and dhis one was extra lucky!
It started out where I broke Euridice's ugly mirror and she was almost sad, but dhen mah Canadian friend who is a hockey playing lumberjack showed up to bring a new one!
What a nice guy!
He's a bit clumsy, dhough, 'cause he slipped and cut off my arm like a buttass. It didn't matter much, because I was planning on getting a new one today, anyway.
Another fun thing is that I let a bunch of friendly black cats cross da street.
Love, Duke
Lifting a law
Dear Diary;
I'm so conflicted.
A couple of /b/tarded derps don't like my law an' are tryin' to negotiate wifh me to get rid ob it in a bery hostile manner.
Dhey do make a few good points, but I don't want to comply wifh dhey demands 'cause dhem is buttasses.
I banned da internet 'cause it's so buttassy, and da subjects dhat oppose dhis and claim to represent da people are da same buttasses dhat made me hate da internet.
Dhat doesn't help dheir case any.
You know what? Fuck dhem! My porno tape sales habe gone through da roof since I'be banned da internet.
Eat shit, nerds.
Love, Duke
Ocarina of Time's Anniversary!
Dear noobs;
November 21st and 23rd are da anniversaries of Ocarina Of Time's launch. Do somethin' to celebrate dhis week! Like make art and play da damn game.
Love, Duke
Work in progress again
Dear morons;
I finally got my butt back together and have finally got dhat project started from where I left off a few months ago.
To prove it to you, check out dhis drawing.
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Dhat's da outlines of dhat royal pain in da ass cousin of mine. I think her name's Zelda or somethin'. Oh well, who gibes a poop?
If dhou are a dumbass, dhis is da project I'm talkin' 'bout.
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It looks like a piece of shit in dhat state, but it should be good when it comes together.
Zelda's placement should be obvious.
Love, Duke
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I bet you open the case of your Wand of Gamelon CD-I game and sharply fuck it with your fat chode.