DukeOnkledPLZ

Dear Buttasses; Dhis is gonna be da best end of da world eber! Me an' my faborite mask 'abe been throwin' a party for a few days an' we also inbited DA SUN! Da Sun is kinda late to da party, but he's finally gonna be here in just a few more hours or so! I'm so fuckin' exited! We're gonna eat cupcakes wifh da moon, da sun, Martin Lufher king Junior, Abraham Washington, Weegee, Cinderella, da Four Giants, Mister mcgoo, Tubac, Father Time, Apple Bloom, Walouise, lampoil, Mister Ed, Bambee, James Bond, James Rolfe, Pesky Plumbers an' da others. It's gonna be da badassest party eber! And you aren't inbited. Love, Duke

"I had a dream that Fortran had a dream that Me, Duke Onkled, Missingno, GHirahim and Tingle were hangin' out at da movies watchin' Twilight when suddely our friend Ghirahim starting crying. Being this bein dat dis is my dream about Fortran's dream, FOrtran asked "what is wrong?" den Ghirahim repilied, "I can't believe dat I am hangin' out with my sexy buddies and we are watching a scary vampire movie." Ghirahim continues, "I hate scray vampire movies 'n' we should be doing something happy." Just then Fortran woke up from his sleep and went on to do his daily routine of riching when suddenly his best friends Me, Duke Onkled, Missingno, GHira