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MLK's Other Other Dream

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"I had a dream that Fortran had a dream that Me, Duke Onkled, Missingno, GHirahim and Tingle were hangin' out at da movies watchin' Twilight when suddely our friend Ghirahim starting crying. Being this bein dat dis is my dream about Fortran's dream, FOrtran asked "what is wrong?" den Ghirahim repilied, "I can't believe dat I am hangin' out with my sexy buddies and we are watching a scary vampire movie." Ghirahim continues, "I hate scray vampire movies 'n' we should be doing something happy."
Just then Fortran woke up from his sleep and went on to do his daily routine of riching when suddenly his best friends Me, Duke Onkled, Missingno, GHirahim and Tingle appeared and started helping him to rich.  Later our friend Waluigi appeared and said "Gimmee dat rich, bitch!" 'n' I said, no. You must earn your riches like all da other the black kids, white kids, gray kids, yellow kids, pink kids, clear kids, green kids, albino kids, blue kids 'n' any other color kids, butthole."

Waluigi didn't take this lightly 'n' replied, "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" you mean bullies, I'm tellin' da teacher.".   We got scared and Duke Onkled started to cry.   


Then I woke up and realized that this whole thing was just like any other day in real life. So then I went to the poetry club 'n' about my dream ""I had a dream that Fortran had a dream that Me, Duke Onkled, Missingno, GHirahim and Tingle were hangin' out at da movies watchin' Twilight when suddely our friend Ghirahim starting crying. Being this bein dat dis is my dream about Fortran's dream, FOrtran asked "what is wrong?" den Ghirahim repilied, "I can't believe dat I am hangin' out with my sexy buddies and we are watching a scary vampire movie." Ghirahim continues, "I hate scray vampire movies 'n' we should be doing something happy."
Just then Fortran woke up from his sleep and went on to do his daily routine of riching when suddenly his best friends Me, Duke Onkled, Missingno, GHirahim and Tingle appeared and started helping him to rich.  Later our friend Waluigi appeared and said "Gimmee dat rich, bitch!" 'n' I said, no. You must earn your riches like all da other the black kids, white kids, gray kids, yellow kids, pink kids, clear kids, green kids, albino kids, blue kids 'n' any other color kids, butthole."

Waluigi didn't take this lightly 'n' replied, "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" you mean bullies, I'm tellin' da teacher.".   We got scared and Duke Onkled started to cry."

Everybody thought it was an awesome dream 'n' said it should be turned into a full Feature Length motion picture.   Sadly, this is not possible because I skinned my knee in kindergarten and have a fear for these things.   

All you buttheads kept pestering me to do it anyway, and that's when I realized I should collect the triforce of courage and become courageous. So tryingto come up with a plan, I decided to hang out with Duke Onkled's cousin and "borrow" his triforce.  
When I spent the night at his house, I took the triforce of courage and then became courages and released the movie.   

The movie is now on video cassette.     


THE END!


PS I gave the triforce back to Duke Onkled and blamed him for stealing it.
Ooooh since it's Martin Luther King day, so I gotta tell another true story about my BFF, MLK.
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Acj1's avatar
I read the first 6 words and knew this would rock.
*reads*
Wow. this is just like a normal YTP, but put into words!