Duke Onkled
Artist | Hobbyist | Other

I am Duke Onkled, ruler of Gamelon. I have a wife, the queen of Gamelon, who used to bully me as a child . I was forced to wed her when I was made King (Two things I didn't want to do.). My cousin, Harkinian, is the ruler of Hyrule and has a daughter named Zelda, they bully me, too. I used to have many servants that have left me when they realized I didn't have the figurative balls to buttrape them or make them kill themselves if they refused to serve me. They now reside freely in Hyrule and have been replaced by robotic servants(LD 301x), but my two most loyal servant, Ushrom the Shopkeeper and George the Baker still serve me to this day. Most people avoid me and flee my land when they discover my traits and interests. I like mcBeans, men, schoolyards and have a rather special talent. My anus is a sort of portal. Many people end up being lost in there for months after I shove them into it. The only exit through those dark devoid tunnels lead out of Kenny's (From gta ctw) chinhole Into the modern liberty city, out Misty's (from gta iii) vagina into the third gen Liberty City, out of Waluigi's nosehole and a few other locations.

Operating System: IBM DOS 3.33
MP3 player of choice: My butt makes beautiful music, why I need a portable audio player?
Skin of choice: My pimply butt skin
Personal Quote: "Have mercy or I buttrape you!"

Email Address: Duke@hackermail.com
Twitter:@DukeOnkled

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