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Duke Onkled Hyrule
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Dear buttass;
Mah name Duke Onkled, an' I'm da king of Gamelon. I'm sure you know me well from one of The Legend Of Zelda games or from famous Youtube videos.

Love, Duke.
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Dear Diary;



  
I'm so conflicted.
A couple of /b/tarded derps don't like my law an' are tryin' to negotiate wifh me to get rid ob it in a bery hostile manner.
Dhey do make a few good points, but I don't want to comply wifh dhey demands 'cause dhem is buttasses.

I banned da internet 'cause it's so buttassy, and da subjects dhat oppose dhis and claim to represent da people are da same buttasses dhat made me hate da internet.
Dhat doesn't help dheir case any.


You know what? Fuck dhem!  My porno tape sales habe gone through da roof since I'be banned da internet.


Eat shit, nerds.




Love, Duke
  • Mood: Winter Downs

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I need some of your points! Militron and Mouser hacked my Deviantart account of all of it's points while I was scrubbing all the floors in Hyrule. They used them to buy Deviant t-shirts which they made into turbans that they crapped on and burrrrned. Then they put out the fire with perfectly good piss and Volvic Water. Help me!

(Actually, I will use the points for a good cause. But it's undisclosed.)

BTW, I'm just asking for the amount of points that were stolen. Help a poor king out, would ya?

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I'm So POPULAR!

Dukey Onkled in da media:
Everybody loves me! But, how could they resist? There's not much NOTHING sexier than a sexy king ME! Here's a bunch of lovely press and media that reflects everyone's love for their favorite king!


:bulletred:Informative Articles about me 'n' my kingdom:
:bulletyellow: Zelda Wiki's Entry About ME
:bulletyellow:ZeldaPedia's Entry About Me
:bulletyellow: Zelda Wiki's Entry About Gamelon
:bulletyellow:ZeldaPedia's Entry About Gamelon
:bulletyellow:Urban Dictionary's Entry About Me
:bulletyellow:My Facebook Page
:bulletyellow:Giant Bombs entry about me
:bulletyellow:UnAnything's entry about me

:bulletred:Wonderful Videos About my sexy self!
:bulletyellow:The King's Unreasonable Demands
★★★★★

:bulletyellow:CD-I The Final Destination
★★★★★

:bulletyellow:Me Singing Mercy
★★★☆☆

:bulletyellow:King Harkinian aids ME
★★★★☆

:bulletyellow:The Evil Oktorok
★★★★☆

:bulletyellow:Duke Onkled Nukem
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:CD-i Tactical RPG Scenario 2 Duke Onkled Castle Intro
★★★☆☆

:bulletyellow:The twisted sex games of me
★★★★☆

:bulletyellow:Hyrule Dating Videos Part 2
★★★★★

:bulletyellow:King Harkinian Attempts to Secure a Sexual Partner for Me!
★★★☆☆

:bulletyellow:The King Eats My Dinner
★★★☆☆

:bulletyellow:The Execution of Me!
☆☆☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:I'm a Traitor
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:The evil forces of ME
★☆☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:My Horrible Punishments
★☆☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:The King fights with Gwonam, I fight My urges for the king
★★★☆☆

:bulletyellow:How I became a traitor
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:I must die
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:My chat with Santa
★☆☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:I don't exist
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:I take Enzyte
★★★★☆

:bulletyellow:The King of Hyrule says My Name for 10 minutes
★★★★★

:bulletyellow:I scrub cum in Hyrule
★☆☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:The King's Secret
★★★★☆

:bulletyellow:Gay sex and dinner
★☆☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:I'm a pedophile Part I
★★★☆☆

:bulletyellow:My "Worst" Nightmare"
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:My horrible punishments
☆☆☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:I am Under Attack by Hunger and Random Stuff
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:"Scrub Me Duke Onkled"
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:My diploma dope
★★★☆☆

:bulletyellow:Where's the traitor?
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:Then we can talk about mercy!
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:I am turned into Tony Montanna
★☆☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:Kill Duke Onkled
★☆☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:The floors in Hyrule
★☆☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:I wish to please
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:Aiding Me
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:I just want My mercy
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:PLEASE
★★★☆☆

:bulletyellow:Link Gets a Job at Gwonam's Restaurant so he can Buy a Playstation
★★★★★

:bulletyellow:"Ooh you touch my Squadala"
★☆☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:Please, your omnipotence! Have mercy!
★☆☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:No mercy for me
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:Wand of Gamelon alternate ending
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:The King Goes Back In Time
★★★★☆

:bulletyellow:MY REALLY BAD LUCK
★☆☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:Zelda, Duke Onkled is Sparta Remix
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:Wand of Gamelon Nouns Replaced with Duke Onkled
★★★☆☆

:bulletyellow:Colonel Onkled: My grandfather
★☆☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:I Escape Prison(Actually, that's Fari)
☆☆☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:I am deported
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:Link wants to eat me for dinner
★☆☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:My cousin gets caught trying to eat me
★★★☆☆

:bulletyellow:Duke Onkled Dinner Blaster 13000
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:I interrupt the King
★★★☆☆

:bulletyellow:King Harkinian is Dangerous
★★★★☆

:bulletyellow:No-body in Hyrule Will Leave Britney Alone!
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:The UnHoly Wrath of King Harkinian
★★★☆☆

:bulletyellow:Here's the traitor
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:Here's the Traitor 2
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:Here's the Traitor!!
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:Here's the Traitor Your Majesty
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:The King is an Idiot
★★★☆☆

:bulletyellow:I still Won't Get Any Mercy.
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:600 Subscriber Special
★★★★★

:bulletyellow:I want money and The King refuses
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:The Siege of Koridai
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:The Cyberking Aids Me
★☆☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:I Like King Harkinian's Euugghhh
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:CD-i The Return to Gamelon
★★★★★

:bulletyellow:The Return to Gamelon FINAL CUTSCENE
★★★★★

:bulletyellow:The King gets into some trouble
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:I recieve no mercy
★☆☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:I Have a Farting Problem that Bothers the King
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:This Isn't Even a Little Funny This Is What A Really Long Aether and Bad Stuff
★☆☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:Zelda Learns the Shocking Truth About Me
★★★☆☆

:bulletyellow:The King Talks Ship About Link
★★★★☆

:bulletyellow:Onkled Omlet
☆☆☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:I ATE ALL the Pizza
★★★★★

:bulletyellow:RA Guys Act Out the Wand of Gamelon
★★★★☆

:bulletyellow:King Harkinian Goes to War
★★★★★

:bulletyellow:The King Gets Hungry and Eats People
★★★☆

:bulletyellow:The King Sings "Like a Boss"
★★★★☆

:bulletyellow:The Faces of Diabeetus
★★★☆☆

:bulletyellow:'You're Dying! Good!'
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:the king goes to prison & ganon saves squadala
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:The King Gets In Trouble for His Loli Addiction
★★★★★

:bulletyellow:What Really Happened after The Wand of Gamelon
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:I Die
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:The Duke Onkled Bros
☆☆☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:The King Aids The Attack of Me
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:I Am Under Attack
★★☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:I Am Under A Tack
★★★☆☆

:bulletyellow:Please The King
★★★★★

:bulletyellow:LinkCam -Episode 3
★★★☆☆

:bulletyellow:LinkCam - Episode 7
★★★★★

:bulletyellow:I Lose My Virginity
★☆☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:The King's Big Secret
★★★★☆

:bulletyellow:Quick Western…
★★★★☆

:bulletyellow:Duke Onkled Cat Food
★☆☆☆☆

:bulletyellow:Soul Calibur IV CD-i Characters 2
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:bulletyellow:Meanwhile In The King Castle
★★½☆☆

:bulletyellow:Youtube Poop: The king learns what "Omnipotent" means
★★★★☆

:bulletyellow:Youtube Poop: I.M. Gay 3
★★★★★
See me @: 4:13

:bulletyellow:Hyrule gets Funky
★★★★½
See me @: 0:44

:bulletyellow:OH BOYOB HO
★★½☆☆
See me @: 0:41

:bulletyellow:King Harkinian is Illegal.
★★★½☆

:bulletyellow:King Harkinian and Gwonam go Fishing
★★★★½
See me @: 1:08

:bulletyellow:The King is the Internet
★★★½☆☆
See HEAR me @: 00:43

:bulletyellow:Hotel Mario Fails To Give Me A Promotion
★★½☆☆☆

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:iconvaliantplayer:
ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Dukie, do you have AIDS?
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:iconelliotjk2000:
ElliotJK2000 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Student Digital Artist
No wonder every Deviant hates you, Duke Onkled! OMG! You know why the f*** do I bother at all? :-? (Confused) 
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:icondukeonkledplz:
DukeOnkledPLZ Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Dhat's not how you spell "fuck", buttass.
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:iconclassickazooie:
ClassicKazooie Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Student Artist
:icondukeonkledplz::iconsaysplz:PLZ! You're obbnipitnce, Have mercy!
:iconmahboicupplz::iconsaysplz:After you die, Then we can talk about mercy. Take him away.
:icontraitorplz::iconsaysplz:Yes my leuge.
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:iconmegzthenerd123:
MegztheNerd123 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013
Your nipples please me.

- Duke Onkled from some video by Walrusguy
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:icondukeonkledplz:
DukeOnkledPLZ Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Send Link.
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:iconmegzthenerd123:
MegztheNerd123 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013
Scrub scrub scrub all of the floors in Hyrule
Scrub scrub scrub all of the floors in Gamelon
Scrub scrub scrub my ship in the morning
Scrub scrub scrub my Wii!

Scrub scrub scrub all of the floors in MY LAIR!
Scrub scrub scrub all of the floors in MY HOUSE!
Scrub scrub scrub my lawyers in the morning
Scrub scrub scrub, mah boi.

















(I think it's right)
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:iconeggsonic14:
EggSonic14 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013
XD
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:iconeggsonic14:
EggSonic14 Featured By Owner May 24, 2013
Hey!
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:iconeggsonic14:
EggSonic14 Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
PLEASE! Have mercy!
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