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Duke Onkled Hyrule
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Dear buttass;
Mah name Duke Onkled, an' I'm da king of Gamelon. I'm sure you know me well from one of The Legend Of Zelda games or from famous Youtube videos.

Love, Duke.
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Dear Diary;



  
I'm so conflicted.
A couple of /b/tarded derps don't like my law an' are tryin' to negotiate wifh me to get rid ob it in a bery hostile manner.
Dhey do make a few good points, but I don't want to comply wifh dhey demands 'cause dhem is buttasses.

I banned da internet 'cause it's so buttassy, and da subjects dhat oppose dhis and claim to represent da people are da same buttasses dhat made me hate da internet.
Dhat doesn't help dheir case any.


You know what? Fuck dhem!  My porno tape sales habe gone through da roof since I'be banned da internet.


Eat shit, nerds.




Love, Duke
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I need some of your points! Militron and Mouser hacked my Deviantart account of all of it's points while I was scrubbing all the floors in Hyrule. They used them to buy Deviant t-shirts which they made into turbans that they crapped on and burrrrned. Then they put out the fire with perfectly good piss and Volvic Water. Help me!

(Actually, I will use the points for a good cause. But it's undisclosed.)

BTW, I'm just asking for the amount of points that were stolen. Help a poor king out, would ya?

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:icontheubbergeek2:
theubbergeek2 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014
Happy birthday, mylord! :cake:
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ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Dukie, do you have AIDS?
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ElliotJK2000 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Student Digital Artist
No wonder every Deviant hates you, Duke Onkled! OMG! You know why the f*** do I bother at all? :-? (Confused) 
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DukeOnkledPLZ Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Dhat's not how you spell "fuck", buttass.
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ClassicKazooie Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Student Artist
:icondukeonkledplz::iconsaysplz:PLZ! You're obbnipitnce, Have mercy!
:iconmahboicupplz::iconsaysplz:After you die, Then we can talk about mercy. Take him away.
:icontraitorplz::iconsaysplz:Yes my leuge.
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:iconmegzthenerd123:
MegztheNerd123 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013
Your nipples please me.

- Duke Onkled from some video by Walrusguy
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:icondukeonkledplz:
DukeOnkledPLZ Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Send Link.
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:iconmegzthenerd123:
MegztheNerd123 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013
Scrub scrub scrub all of the floors in Hyrule
Scrub scrub scrub all of the floors in Gamelon
Scrub scrub scrub my ship in the morning
Scrub scrub scrub my Wii!

Scrub scrub scrub all of the floors in MY LAIR!
Scrub scrub scrub all of the floors in MY HOUSE!
Scrub scrub scrub my lawyers in the morning
Scrub scrub scrub, mah boi.

















(I think it's right)
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EggSonic14 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013
XD
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EggSonic14 Featured By Owner May 24, 2013
Hey!
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